zeedikay:

d4-81-93-a8-92-89-95-85:

forfuturereferenceonly:

jesuschristvevo:

*shows up to my own funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*

*show’s up to funeral 15 minutes late without regard for those who are mourning, disrespectfully causing mass disruption with cup of non-vegan coffee for the privileged.

I daresay if you’re showing up to your own funeral 15 minutes late, you’re likely to cause disruption for more reason than your assumed non-vegan coffee.

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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
webbgirl34:

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.
She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.
She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.
After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

shaverockandroll:

the only dates i want are tour dates

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