With Each Heart Beat We Slowly Died
My name is Scott
my hobbies include:
-writing
-vodka
-sleeping
-vodka
My name is Scott
my hobbies include:
-writing
-vodka
-sleeping
-vodka
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
(via tastefullyoffensive)
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via pr0ductoffear)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
(via lolsoffandom)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via rixon)
i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
(Source: shigaretto, via ariatoaster)
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
(via fuckkyouasshole)
